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This just in - bad hair day Bush's fault

(AP) - A Teaneck, NJ woman was embarrassed Tuesday during an inadvertent display of her head during ABC's morning production of "Good Morning America" in New York City. Amy Getterhall, 49, on vacation in the city, had just exited Starbucks, a coffee shop located in midtown Manhattan, when ABC "Good Morning America" Co-Host Bryant Gumble, in what is known as a "street feature," and his camera crew, inadvertently photographed Mrs.Getterhall after a considerable gust of wind disturbed her hairdo, sending many strands akimbo.

Friends of Mrs. Getterhall immediately recognized her image as they watched the widely-viewed broadcast, and were shocked to see her portrayed in such a compromising position. Mrs. Getterhall's sister, Candice Abrahmovitz, called Mrs. Getterhall on her cell phone and told her of the spectacle. "I was shocked - dismayed. I-I can't believe.." Mrs. Getterhall was unable to continue the interview.

A spokesman for the Getterhall Family, Attorney Alan Dershowitz, who has defended numerous high-profile clients in cases over the last 30 years, said, "Mrs. Getterhall - the entire Getterhall Family - these people have had their rights violated, and we intend on taking legal action against the Bush Administration for causing the conditions of this terrible situation to occur."

"Global Warming has changed weather patterns all over the globe, and the Bush Administration has failed to become a signer to the Kyoto Treaty, which was created and hand-written by Al Gore, the rightfully elected President of the United States. If his administration had been rightfully confirmed by the Supreme Court, President Gore would have signed the Kyoto Treaty and Global Warming would have ceased. Mrs. Getterhall, and the millions of Mrs. Getterhalls out there who don't have Alan Dershowitz to speak for them, wouldn't have experienced the embarrassment and the trauma of bad hair, hurricanes, or smog. The Bush Administration is going to have to pay for this."

While Bush Administration officials refused to comment on the topic, they say that the event will be investigated. The New York Times has promised to send a team of investigative reporters to Kyoto, The National Weather Service Headquarters in Sinclair, Oklahoma, and to Lá Institute de Predictión Weathier Internationale in Paris, France, to confirm Dershowitz's claim.

posted by: underwhelmed at October 28, 2004 10:00 | link | comments (2) |

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#1  28 October 2004 - 19:49

 

That's pretty funny dude. And sounds pretty much like Dershowitz and crew.

ecowper

#2  29 October 2004 - 10:38

 

Speaking of Dershowitz, he came out for Kerry. I was, frankly, shocked.

Jheka

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