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Closet Conservative Accuses Arafat of "infidelic" behavior

The Closet Conservative, a new blogger, has reported that Yassir The Terrorist died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong - isn't that a curious way for a righteous adherent of Islam to die? Oh, that's right - he was poisoned by Those JOOOOOOOOS! It's the Evil Jews!

What'd the Mossad do, put a case of Canadian Mist outside his Ramalla HQ? AHHHH HAA HAA HAA!

posted by: underwhelmed at November 17, 2004 14:19 | link | comments (2) |

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#1  21 November 2004 - 09:06

 

Apparently, the Palestinian's chief coroner is now claiming that it was the result of TILEX poisoning sprayed in Arafat's bathtub by Israeli agents.
Incredible but true.

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Anonymous

#2  21 November 2004 - 17:28

 

Tilex? Are you kidding me? Did they replace Yasser's stash of Smirnoff with a commercial cleaner?

Tee-hee! They say your taste buds are the first thing to go when you're a habitual drunk...

nub

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