Libercontrarian

Crushed between the wheels of capitalism and big government.

So, how were ya gonna do that?

Check out this chimp on Democratic Underpantsground, in response to a proposed Kerry "unconcession," suggesting that CIVIL WAR is the answer to the "Divided Nation" problem:

It would be too easy to kick these Fundies and Freeptards butts. Seriously. I do believe we (Dems, Repuketards against Bush, and Independents) outnumber them. I want my country back.

So, my pansy leftie friend, how were you and your buddies going to accomplish winning a civil war against us? Were you planning on using pointed sticks (that will probably be banned in Kali and Massachusetts by the liberal governments you boneheads elected) as weapons? Aren't you angry at yourselves for encouraging government to disarm the citizens of your state? Perhaps you were planning on getting your police to help you! HAA! They'd probably move here to RedState Country/Jesusland/United States a' Texas AND JOIN US!

Try and remember that it's all us evil red-staters that have the guns - and if you want to attack us, make sure that you change out of your hemp clothing (I hear it's flammable, and napalm will set it alight) and swap out those Birkenstocks for some combat boots. That cold January mud will really mess up your little tosies.

Seriously, you shouldn't say things like that, especially when it is able to be recorded for posterity on the Internet. It makes your people look like the troop of escaped mental patients we all know them to be.

BAAHAHHAAAAA HAAAH HAHAHHAHAAA!!

posted by: underwhelmed at December 26, 2004 21:45 | link | comments |

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