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What Would A Palestinian Version Of The Second Amendment Look Like?

I was entranced at reports of voting in Palestine today - first time in history. Most of the armed militiamen terrorist asshats went to the polls with their rifles, but removed the magazines in an effort to show their non-violent intentions.

However, at several polling places, armed militiamen terrorist asshats showed up and fired their guns in the air to frighten the voters ahead of them in line into getting out of their way - they wanted to vote first.

Not a great start for the "new republic" of Palestine.

So how would the Palestinian constitution's version of our Second Amendment read? Here's my outline for a probable versing:

"A group of undiscplined bung-holers thinking that they are necessary for the security of a Sharia-ruled terrorist state, the right of idiots to incompetently discharge AK-47s into the air (and send impressionable teenagers to blow up pizza parlors) shall not be infringed."
 

posted by: underwhelmed at January 10, 2005 00:26 | link | comments (3) |

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#1  10 January 2005 - 20:15

 

*laughing* that's pretty damn funny. Did you see my more serious 2nd Amendment

ecowper

#2  10 January 2005 - 20:16

 

Well hell, I managed to screw up that URL, let's try again.

Take a look at this piece on the 2nd Amendment in California.

ecowper

#3  11 January 2005 - 08:30

 

Excellently written. Too bad Kokopelli is using that time-worn argument about allowing people to have nuclear bombs :@(.

That is just such a load of liberal claptrap!

underwhelmed

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