Libercontrarian

Crushed between the wheels of capitalism and big government.

What They're After

Here's why the Idiotarians on the Left are spending $70 million of your tax dollars...

They are praying that if they can just get Karl Rove on the stand, he'll have a Perry Mason moment:

Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald: "So, Mr. Rove, where were you on the night of the 27th of April, 1964?"

Karl Rove: "B-B-B-Bush.. did it! He LIIIIEIEIIEIEIEEEEEED! He LIED to take us to war! He made me lie! Yeah, made me! LIED!

Don't indict me, please, I swear I'll testify to anything you want! I don't wanna go to Club Fed!"

Good luck getting anywhere with that.

Let's try some Democratese on the Left Leaners:

"Censure, and Move On (.org)"

"It's all about sex/image/the war."

"The original event wasn't a crime!"

"Nobody gets convicted of Perjury"

There you go. Got any suggestions for Dimocrat-style defenses for "Scooter?"

posted by: underwhelmed at October 28, 2005 18:25 | link | comments |

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