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This Ain't No Wildcatter's Bench Rest Gun

The Air Force - that's right, the Boys in Blue who carefully arrange their silk scarves around their necks and commit to courageous acts of aerial derring-do at 25,000 feet, has invented a new gun.

A "LASER" gun. (Dr. Evil: "Mini-Me! Will you QUIT... HUMPING... THE FRICKIN' "LASER!")

Yes, children, your friendly local flying corporation has invented a hand-held, 19-lb laser rifle, designed to dazzle checkpoint Non-Compliers into submission.

Now, you just KNOW they're working hard on a gun that will "have an enhanced performance envelope" (in Air Force-Speak).

posted by: underwhelmed at December 01, 2005 00:03 | link | comments |

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