Libercontrarian

Crushed between the wheels of capitalism and big government.

Okay, I promised that I'd not post things about politics on this website anymore. I have no big, crashing gun stories to write, so I thought I'd share this bizzare tale with you:

Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case
Sep 15, 6:51 AM EDT, AP

MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

Ohhh-kay! All this talk about "penises in the microwave" and "severed penis" makes me cringe.

Weird!

posted by: underwhelmed at September 15, 2006 18:09 | link | comments (2) |

Comments:

#1  16 September 2006 - 18:23

 

There was a comedian back years ago, Shelly Berman, who had one routine which had the phrase "sliding down the razorblade of life". I don't think there was a man who heard that who didn't, at the very least, cringe - and probably most women, too.

mafidl

#2  18 September 2006 - 20:30

 

You have to ask yourself at what point does your intake of illegal drugs become so harmful to your lifestyle that you are forced to go to such lengths to avoid the consequences of taking them, and placing yourself in such a ridiculous position?

The situation here that Mr. Fake Penis got himself, and what appears to be his girlfriend, in such precarious straits is truly pathetic. Why do it? Why drag yourself through the mud? Just quit your lousy job, or don't apply.

underwhelmed

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